I saw a commercial for this... can I even call it a toy...? this afternoon and my jaw hit the floor.

Read more about it here.

I guess, in the (toy?)'s defense, $599.99 to lure your children away from actual water parks that might injure or kill them seems like it might be a worthy investment.

Then again, this page may deter you from the Super Splash Water Park as well.

Note: if you are ever planning to go to an amusement park ever again, you probably shouldn't visit those pages. Ignorance is bliss, no?