me: can i tell you a funny story about my mom
tati: haha
tati: of course
tati: do you ever have to ask!
me: hahaa
me: ok so remember when i donated a bunch of stuff to the salvation army last week
tati: yes
me: well today my mom comes up to me
me: and says
me where is the large white teddy bear that used to be in the living room?
me: i said, i donated him
me: and
me: she FLIPPED OUT
tati: hahaha
tati: oh no!
me: HOW COULD YOU DONATE MY BEAR
me: THAT'S MY BEAR!!!
me: i was like
me: is this real?
me: are you having a regression moment?
me: acute regression?
me: she was like I WORKED HARD TO GET THAT BEAR
me: i was like, i'm sorry, i wasn't aware you had plans for it
tati: haha
me: were you going to do something with him?
tati: what did she have to do for it?
me: she was like NO HE IS THERE FOR DECORATION
me: i was like
tati: haha
me: oh...?
me: haahahhahhahahha
tati: so how are you going to get it back?
me: and then she's like - where's the little bear that used to be with him?
me: i said
me: i donated him too
me: she was like WHY!!?
me: WHY ARE YOU DONATING MY BEARS
me: hahahhahhahha
tati: hahahaha
tati: because
me: i seriously thought i was in the twilight zone
tati: they are just sitting around?!?!
me: I KNOW!!
me: because SOME CHILD NEEDS TO LOVE THEM
me: not a 52 year old woman
me: i can't get him back
me: i donated him
me: but so brian just texted me
me: for suggestions on a gift for my mom
me: so i texted back
me: 'she likes peach and berry pie. and jam. and a large stuffed bear.'
tati: hahahahahha
me: wouldn't that be great
me: if he showed up with a huge teddy bear
me: FOR MY MOM
tati: hahahah
tati: she would love him
tati: for forever
tati: and hate you