me: maybe we can see it next weekend
me: you know, when i'm in DC
tati: wait
tati: what?!?!
me: dude
tati: you are coming next weekend??????
me: you knew i was coming down
tati: NO
tati: I DID NOT
me: YES YOU DID
tati: YAY
tati: NO
tati: I DID NOT
me: if i had time i would pore through our zillions of gchats
me: and find the convo where i told you
tati: hahahah
me: how far will you be living from arlington
tati: um
tati: i'm moving TO arlington
me: SWEET!!!!
tati: do you know where your bro lives now?
tati: not all of arlington is metro accessible
tati: but i am
tati: hair toss
me: [brother’s address – i'm not giving that shit out, yo!]
me: i'll have my car
tati: i'm moving to [tati’s address – not that neither!]
tati: ok well we are on differnt lines
tati: but that's cool
tati: we can meet in dc
me: that is 5 miles from my bro
tati: i'm not walkin
me: did you see where i said
me: that i would have my car
tati: oh
tati: no
tati: hahahahha
me: but you can walk 5 miles
me: i'll wait in the car
me: or drive alongside you
me: and heckle
tati: bitch

me: so apparently my parents don't listen when i talk
me: because i mentioned my trip to DC
me: and they were like, how are you geting there?
me: i said um... driving?
me: and my mom was like, you are?!!
me: GAHHHH
me: WHY DO YOU THINK THEY INVENTED CARS
tati: haha
me: so now it's become this negotiation
me: if i take the bus to DC can i drive to new hampshire
me: even though that would require taking the train over an hour into NYC just to take the bus back south
me: SO STUPID
tati: can you go to philly and take a bus from there
me: take the nj transit to philly
me: ughh
tati: this seems so strange
tati: that your parents have an allotted time
tati: that you can drive
tati: and you can deal trips around
me: IT'S STUPID AND ARBITRARY
me: AND THEY ARE INSANE
me: how far is the bus ride from philly to DC
tati: oh um i would say prob 3 hours
me: ughhh
me: the nj transit trip is around THREE HOURS
tati: how horrid
me: it's like they like to TORTURE ME
me: ps i'm watching bones

me: tonight they used the word 'rational' on bones a few times
me: and my mom was like, what does that mean
me: and i said
me: it is the opposite of you
me: HAHHA
tati: did you?!?!
tati: that's fantastic
me: hahhahha
me: she didn't get it
me: she thought rational meant 'the opposite of you'
me: HAHHAH
me: DO YOU SEE HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS TO TALK TO MY MOM SOMETIMES
tati: i'm getting to