Over the years, I've collected an ever-growing list of quotations from boys who either my friends or I have dated that have oft been repeated in appropriately timely situations for comic effect.

Today I present you, a small sampling.

'I am here to be a student.' (college boyfriend)

'I get what you're saying... but there is not a damn thing strategic about love.' (hyper-romantic actor)

'I know you are looking back a lot right now...but I'm still right in front of you.' (same hyper-romantic actor)

'I have a terrible fever that only has one cure.. can you guess what that may
be?? I'm sure you won't have to think too hard about that one.' (country mouse)

'Attraction isn't a light switch that you can just turn on.' (high school lover)

'Hey so I've been thinking and dreaming about you a lot lately. What should I do?' (estranged ex)

'Sincerely written from your "country boy"' (durh... country mouse again)

'You can't live on love.' (tortured musician)

Any other gems to add?