Here are 4 simple steps to getting that cute boy you have your eye on:

1. Point him out to me.
2. I will date him for a short period of time, during which he will insist that he doesn't actually want to be in a relationship or call me his "girlfriend."
3. Once he dumps me, as he inevitably will because that is the general course of action among boys who find themselves dating me, position yourself to meet him just a couple weeks later.
4. Soon you will be his girlfriend.

It's failproof and tested. I can even provide references.

comments

what? has it happened with your newest man? or is this about saad?

tatiana | September 23, 2006 5:48 PM

ha ha ha ... oh, karel, you are so funny ...

lisa | September 23, 2006 8:39 PM

I hope its not about saad

saad | September 24, 2006 10:43 PM