Breaking news: Taylor and Natalie Hanson just had their third child.

Several reactions to this:
1. His name is River Samuel Hanson. Cute, right? Well, yes. Except a. Will be hard to live up to River Phoenix and b. Is he just going to keep naming his children after their songs? I mean soon there will be no songs left for his brothers' children. What's next? Madeline? Lucy? ... MMMBop? (I had to... I had to. But no one else is allowed to go there)

2. He is 23, and Natalie is 22. Um... I am older than both of them. If they continue at this rate, they will have seven children by the time I MAY be ready to have my first. Maybe they don't believe in birth control. If I were Natalie I would start sneaking it. Which brings us to...

3. Please! Give that poor girl a rest! If 3,000,000 girls had known years ago that marrying Taylor Hanson would mean spending the rest of their twenties in labor and never having a normal-sized uterus again, they surely would have turned to a different brother. Say... Isaac. I hope he stays a bachelor forever. Would be fitting.

4. ... now maybe they can start touring again?