Maybe it's a result of having spent most of the the month of May by myself, or the fact that in the past five years I've gone from zero male attention to adequate and/or sometimes very inappropriate male attention... or maybe it's a spillover of my childhood know-it-all-ness. Whatever the case, lately I've come down with a serious case of mouth-diarrhea. It's like I'll say things and as I hear myself say them, I'm like, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS! but only in my head because what I am actually saying is something completely stupid like "I didn't get taller, but I think you got fatter ha ha ha" (?!??! Who says that?!?!)

So now I'm going through all the dumb things I've said in the past week and wondering if people are secretly going behind my back "Yo... what's up with Karel lately... there's diarrhea coming out of her mouth..."

Anyway, I think I need to dial it back a notch or two. And become humble with apology.

Speaking of diarrhea, my brother is gross:

gross brother: speaking of diarrhea
gross brother: i have to poo
gross brother: brb
me: gross
gross brother: back
me: WHAT!
me: that was TWO MINUTES!!!
gross brother: yea i know
gross brother: i poo fast
gross brother: it exploded out of my butt
gross brother: and it wasn't diarrhea
gross brother: hahahaha
me: SICK
gross brother: i'm awesome

UPDATE: In keeping with today's feces theme, I went to the bathroom shortly after posting this, only to find a smudge of poo on the floor in one of the stalls. Today is PooDay

comments

gross. is the gross brother also brian? cuz uhhh yeahh.

Jueli | June 19, 2006 4:18 PM

ewww, too much poo. Actually, along with the theme of poo, some friends of my parents were over tonight and they started talking about Israeli names you REALLY don't want to give American children--Moran (Mo-raaaaaan) being one of them, and Doody being the other. Hehehe.

Also, logorrhea n.
Excessive use of words. --just because it's a cool word and we learned it in junior English.

Annnnd my comment completely ignores the more serious parts of this post. Sorry. ¢¾

yael | June 20, 2006 12:31 AM

moran... like margaret cho!

tatiana | June 20, 2006 10:30 AM

yes, the gross brother is the younger one. perhaps that should be clarified, lest people get the wrong idea.

jason | June 20, 2006 11:18 AM